"I'd spent the bulk of class either ignoring her, contradicting her, or acting like a 'bad boy', which I gather meant showing off my muscles and leaning back in my chair after saying something sexually derogatory."
"'But you are stalking her, aren't you?'
'Yes, but she's not supposed to know that.'"
"After Haden is gone, I pick up the list of things I know about him and add sometimes talks like Thor."
"'Why are you trying to be mean to her?'
'Because I'm trying to get her to like me, like you said I should. This website said that girls like guys who are mean to them, so--'
'What? Haden, I thought I told you not to ask the internet for dating advice!'"